My Incredibly Vivacious Social Life (II)

Last night I found myself standing at a urinal next to creative television legend Norman Lear in his equally legendary white hat.

Did I take that moment, while the stream of life flowed from the both of us, to say, "Mr. Lear, I just want to thank you for all the fine hours of comedy you've given us over the years, from All in the Family to Maude to Good Times to The Jeffersons to Mary Hartman to Fernwood 2Night. I thank you, and America thanks you. Time to zip up"?

No, I did not. Because I believe that no man's thoughts should be interrupted whilst he pees.

Let that be a lesson to you young people, especially the guy in urinal five who dropped his cell phone into the splashing urinal, one of the many perils of multitasking.

Source: http://www.vanityfair.com/online/wolcott/2011/04/my-incredibly-vivacious-social-life-ii.html

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