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After last night's Curb Your Enthusiasm, I will consider myself fortunate not to hear the phrase "shit where you eat" for the next 1000 years.

Being a Baltimore Oriole fan and a lifelong Democrat is to really compound the misery.*

Of everything I sampled at Comic-Con, Rise of the Planet of the Apes had the most emotional clout and momentum.

And Andy Serkis--I wanted to talk to him longer about his Ian Dury in Sex Drugs & etc, but the egg timer the publicist stuck up my butt went off.

I wished I believed in hell so that I could picture Pam Geller there, where she belongs, chained forever to Roy Cohn with the nail polish just out of reach.

*Yes, I'm aware I split an infinitive. I blame the sun.

After last night's Curb Your Enthusiasm, I will consider myself fortunate not to hear the phrase "shit where you eat" for the next 1000 years.

Being a Baltimore Oriole fan and a lifelong Democrat is to really compound the misery.*

Of everything I sampled at Comic-Con, Rise of the Planet of the Apes had the most emotional clout and momentum.

And Andy Serkis--I wanted to talk to him longer about his Ian Dury in Sex Drugs & etc, but the egg timer the publicist stuck up my butt went off.

I wished I believed in hell so that I could picture Pam Geller there, where she belongs, chained forever to Roy Cohn with the nail polish just out of reach.

*Yes, I'm aware I split an infinitive. I blame the sun.

Source: http://www.vanityfair.com/content/vanityfair/online/wolcott/2011/08/tweets-untweeted

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