Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Ed Balls, Labour's new attack dog, behaves like a lap dog

Mr Miliband proceeded to accuse Mr Cameron of being ?out of touch?, and demanded: ?Why doesn?t he just for once put his arrogance aside??

The Prime Minister did employ a less openly contemptuous tone than he has on some recent occasions. Mr Cameron conceded that the growth figures were ?disappointing?, and avoided the trap of blaming them on the snow.

It turned out that anything which has not gone as well as it might have done is Labour?s fault, for the Prime Minister described ?the theory that there was a golden inheritance from the Labour party? as ?one of the most laughable propositions that I have ever heard put in the House of Commons?.

Jacob Rees-Mogg (C, North-East Somerset) urged Mr Cameron to show sticking power: ?Is not the lesson from the noble Baroness Thatcher that, when you have set an economic course, you should stick to it? There is no alternative.?

Mr Rees-Mogg speaks in such a wonderfully old-fashioned tone that he is heard with delight on both sides of the House, with Labour?s class warriors yearning to tear limb from limb such an obvious representative of the pre-1964 ruling class.

Ed now lost his composure and began waving his paws, as if imploring Mr Rees-Mogg to step across the floor and be ripped to pieces. It is only possible for an attack dog to behave like a lap dog for so long, and we would urge Mr Miliband to keep the closest watch on Ed, for there is no telling at what point the Rottweiler will be filled with an uncontrollable urge to sink his teeth into some red meat.



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Source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/8284348/Ed-Balls-Labours-new-attack-dog-behaves-like-a-lap-dog.html

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