Osborne and Cameron continue to listen while Milidee prepares to speak . . .
Osborne: So I'm right to have no Plan B.
IMF: If you had listened carefully, you'd have heard us say that changing course now would probably be even more damaging . . .
Osborne: Just shut the hell up . . .
IMF: . . . and that the UK's growth rate is much lower than expected and unemployment much higher.
Osborne: Yo Cams! How was your hols?
Cameron: Ghastly, Ozzy.
Osborne: What did you expect? Ibiza's dreadful. Still, at least you got away from the Cleggster for a bit. And the IMF has just given me a big thumbs up.
Cameron: That's tremendous. Now, remind me. What is the IMF again?
Osborne: I'm not sure, Cams. I think it must be some kind of focus group.
Cameron: Jolly good. I like listening to people too.
Lansley: What are you listening to at the moment, sire
Cameron: The sound of your job disappearing down the toilet.
Clarke: Are you sure it's not mine
Cameron: Indecision is the hallmark of the decisive leader
Everyone: Really?
Cameron: Not sure. What do you think?
Theresa May: My lord, it has come to my attention that there are many Mozzers here who wish to do us evil.
Cameron: Good God! Does my black man, Barry Osama, know about this?
May: My spies tell me he is one of them.
Cameron: What shall we do?
Hague: Sire, I shall order more air strikes against Venezuela.
Cameron: Yup ? where's the Cleggster?
Clegg: Nnnnnnnnn . . .
Cameron: I thought I said you could take the Cleggster's dummy out now I'm back, Ozzy.
Osborne: Indeed you did, Cams. But the Lib Dems stuck it back in. Apparently they find him even more annoying and useless than we do.
Cameron: We'd better wheel out the politician formerly known as Vince.
Cable: Unions are Commie scum.
Osborne: How did you house-train him, Cams?
Telegraph Hotties: Vince is so sexy when he talks dirty.
Milidee:
Everyone: Be quiet. Milidee might be about to say something.
Milidee:
Everyone: Can anyone hear anything? An electrical brain connection, even?
Milidee:
Everyone: As you were. False alarm.
Source: http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/jun/09/westminster-digested-osborne-cameron
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